"When I buy cookies, I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad." Janette Barber (comedian)
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand"
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.- Bill Vaughan
"Life is short, eat cookies"
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